Penis Wings
| Season | Team | Seed | Playoff Finish | Min | Caps | Hold | Prevent | Returns |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| NLTP S36 | Mercury Revolutions | 4 | Lost Foci Four | 234 | 21 | 1963 | 2543 | 263 |
| mLTP S36 | — | — | — | 153 | 9 | 1201 | 1251 | 142 |
| mLTP S35 | Legends of the Splittin' Temple | 7 | Lost Equidistant Eight | 343 | 53 | 4075 | 1178 | 212 |
| NLTP S34 | Harlem GlobeBotters | 2 | Won Secant Six | 458 | 69 | 4609 | 3261 | 468 |
| mLTP S34 | — | — | — | 123 | 10 | 1253 | 448 | 48 |