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| Season | Team | Seed | Playoff Finish | Min | Caps | Hold | Prevent | Returns | OSCAR | DSCAR | TSCAR |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| NLTP S10 | Have Mad Cow Disease | 10 | — | 416 | 30 | 3400 | 3932 | 542 | 17.0 | 34.6 | 51.6 |
| MLTP S10 | Pup 'N Suds | 15 | Missed playoffs | 300 | 27 | 3141 | 392 | 198 | 18.7 | -6.1 | 12.6 |
| MLTP S12 | Boats 'n' Holds | 1 | Lost Equidistant Eight | 160 | 34 | 1719 | 546 | 118 | 12.4 | -2.5 | 9.9 |
| mLTP S12 | — | — | — | 104 | 20 | 1160 | 207 | 67 | 11.1 | -1.2 | 10.0 |