Penis Wings
| Season | Team | Seed | Playoff Finish | Min | Caps | Hold | Prevent | Returns | OSCAR | DSCAR | TSCAR |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| mLTP S31 | Nuclear Jukes | 3 | Won Equidistant Eight | 342 | 53 | 3849 | 1191 | 218 | 29.6 | -8.6 | 21.0 |
| NLTP B S26 | Miami Ballphins | 10 | — | 320 | 26 | 3320 | 1605 | 250 | 16.4 | 3.8 | 20.2 |
| NLTP S34 | Harlem GlobeBotters | 2 | Lost Week 1 | 320 | 60 | 3386 | 2139 | 318 | 22.9 | 8.0 | 31.0 |
| mLTP S35 | Legends of the Splittin' Temple | 7 | Lost Equidistant Eight | 300 | 51 | 3606 | 987 | 187 | 28.3 | -8.9 | 19.4 |
| mLTP S30 | Nuclear Jukes | 11 | Lost Play-in | 300 | 26 | 2750 | 629 | 173 | 10.0 | -15.2 | -5.2 |
| mLTP S29 | Nuclear Jukes | 14 | Lost Equidistant Eight | 300 | 46 | 3307 | 894 | 166 | 23.2 | -13.3 | 9.9 |
| mLTP S28 | Harlem Globebotters | 3 | — | 300 | 35 | 2913 | 993 | 186 | 17.9 | -6.9 | 11.0 |
| NLTP S27 | Jack in the Blocks | 7 | — | 230 | 39 | 2489 | 713 | 140 | 23.2 | -7.7 | 15.5 |
| mLTP S32 | — | — | — | 198 | 14 | 1995 | 586 | 106 | 8.6 | -7.2 | 1.4 |
| NLTP B S25 | Bohemian Cap City | 3 | — | 155 | 20 | 1727 | 357 | 84 | 13.7 | -4.6 | 9.0 |
| NLTP B S11 | Nevermores | 11 | — | 150 | 17 | 1673 | 897 | 113 | 10.1 | -1.4 | 8.7 |
| mLTP S36 | — | — | — | 150 | 9 | 1172 | 1239 | 137 | 0.8 | 3.3 | 4.2 |
| NLTP S36 | Mercury Revolutions | 4 | Lost Foci Four | 150 | 14 | 1071 | 1807 | 188 | 0.3 | 11.2 | 11.5 |
| mLTP S34 | — | — | — | 70 | 7 | 782 | 282 | 32 | 5.0 | -3.8 | 1.2 |
| NLTP S11 | Nevermores | 9 | — | 40 | 2 | 300 | 337 | 33 | 0.8 | 0.0 | 0.7 |
| mLTP S27 | — | — | — | 20 | 2 | 270 | 30 | 11 | 2.0 | -0.3 | 1.7 |
| MLTP S32 | — | — | — | 20 | 0 | 150 | 50 | 11 | 0.0 | -1.0 | -1.0 |