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| Season | Team | Seed | Playoff Finish | Min | Caps | Hold | Prevent | Returns | OSCAR | DSCAR | TSCAR |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| MLTP S30 | Okay Hens | 5 | Lost Equidistant Eight | 350 | 23 | 1729 | 4201 | 416 | -2.1 | 26.1 | 23.9 |
| MLTP S31 | The Holy Seehawks | 2 | Lost Super Ball | 345 | 13 | 1361 | 4447 | 396 | -8.3 | 23.6 | 15.3 |
| mLTP S17 | Attention Wars | 9 | — | 319 | 12 | 999 | 4066 | 274 | -8.4 | 11.2 | 2.8 |
| MLTP S35 | wacced out merballs | 4 | Lost Secant Six | 300 | 10 | 1074 | 3664 | 235 | -9.8 | 9.0 | -0.8 |
| mLTP S35 | Glucose Spike | 3 | Lost Muper Ball | 300 | 22 | 1618 | 3990 | 310 | -1.1 | 18.5 | 17.4 |
| mLTP S28 | Respawnsiballs | 1 | — | 300 | 30 | 2319 | 3100 | 320 | 13.5 | 15.5 | 29.0 |
| mLTP S27 | Holdin' Gate Warriors | 16 | — | 300 | 13 | 1928 | 2796 | 318 | -2.3 | 15.7 | 13.3 |
| NLTP S26 | Misaki Bombs | 1 | Lost Nuperball | 280 | 18 | 1423 | 3145 | 317 | -0.1 | 16.1 | 16.0 |
| NLTP S17 | St. James InfirWormy | 11 | — | 279 | 13 | 1113 | 2502 | 256 | -2.1 | 14.1 | 12.0 |
| mLTP S18 | Respawnsiballs | 3 | — | 277 | 20 | 1260 | 1232 | 186 | 0.1 | -3.7 | -3.6 |
| NLTP B S18 | Over the Pants Handoffs | 2 | Missed playoffs | 271 | 22 | 2193 | 2080 | 227 | 13.7 | 8.1 | 21.8 |
| NLTP B S25 | Manipulation Station | 5 | — | 260 | 27 | 2032 | 1685 | 216 | 14.0 | 10.0 | 24.1 |
| NLTP B S8 | Insane Cap Posse | 15 | — | 260 | 10 | 2277 | 1634 | 227 | 8.8 | 9.7 | 18.5 |
| MLTP S36 | — | — | — | 250 | 7 | 857 | 3292 | 269 | -10.2 | 16.7 | 6.5 |
| mLTP S36 | The Mad Splatters | 3 | Lost Muper Ball | 250 | 7 | 1028 | 3130 | 299 | -7.4 | 22.6 | 15.2 |
| NLTP B S9 | Insane Cap Posse | 7 | — | 250 | 31 | 2700 | 691 | 122 | 22.1 | -5.2 | 16.9 |
| mLTP S38 | The Jazzz Quartet | 2 | Lost Foci Four | 249 | 19 | 1146 | 3317 | 309 | -5.4 | 17.8 | 12.3 |
| NLTP B S10 | Have Mad Cow Disease | 7 | — | 240 | 29 | 2754 | 554 | 137 | 25.5 | -3.1 | 22.4 |
| NLTP B S7 | Circular Logic | 23 | — | 236 | 10 | 1838 | 1298 | 162 | 2.8 | 2.2 | 5.0 |
| NLTP S10 | Have Mad Cow Disease | 10 | — | 178 | 20 | 1520 | 905 | 106 | 9.9 | -3.5 | 6.4 |
| MLTP S32 | — | — | — | 150 | 5 | 560 | 2047 | 131 | -3.6 | 4.2 | 0.6 |
| NLTP B S21 | The Handoff God | 8 | — | 150 | 14 | 1019 | 1812 | 157 | 3.7 | 8.7 | 12.4 |
| mLTP S32 | Power Pup Girls | 14 | Lost Fibonacci Fifteen | 150 | 10 | 950 | 1103 | 111 | 3.9 | 1.3 | 5.2 |
| mLTP S14 | — | — | — | 148 | 12 | 1209 | 599 | 101 | 6.8 | -2.3 | 4.5 |
| mLTP S16 | The Jungle Jukes | 3 | — | 140 | 15 | 935 | 497 | 78 | 7.2 | -2.2 | 5.0 |
| mLTP S15 | — | — | — | 130 | 11 | 900 | 933 | 88 | 3.4 | -3.3 | 0.1 |
| NLTP S25 | — | — | — | 80 | 2 | 465 | 528 | 74 | -1.5 | 0.5 | -1.0 |
| MLTP S13 | — | — | — | 20 | 0 | 205 | 60 | 15 | 0.0 | -0.4 | -0.4 |
| NLTP S8 | Insane Cap Posse | 4 | — | 2 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 1 | -0.2 | 0.0 | -0.2 |
| NLTP S18 | — | — | — | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |
Awards
MLTP S28
- Best Captain
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2nd
MLTP S26
- Best Captain
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2nd
MLTP S30
- Defensive Rookie of the Season
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2nd
mLTP S28
- Most Valuable Ball
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2nd
mLTP S28
- Well Rounded
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1st
mLTP S28
- Best Captain
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1st
mLTP S25
- Best Captain
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3rd
mLTP S18
- Best Captain
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1st
mLTP S18
- Best Offense Pair
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3rd
mLTP S38
- Best Defense Pair
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3rd
mLTP S35
- Best Defense Pair
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3rd
mLTP S36
- FU GASP
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3rd
mLTP S36
- Best Defensive Pair
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3rd
NLTP S26
- Well Rounded
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3rd
NLTP S26
- Best Defense Pair
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2nd
NLTP S10
- Best Captain (Central)
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3rd
NLTP S9
- Best Captain (Central)
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2nd
NLTP B S8
- Well Rounded
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3rd