Slowpolka
| Season | Team | Seed | Playoff Finish | Min | Caps | Hold | Prevent | Returns | OSCAR | DSCAR | TSCAR |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| NLTP S15 | The Flying Burrito Balls | 6 | — | 280 | 30 | 1438 | 4081 | 348 | 4.5 | 20.5 | 25.0 |
| NLTP S14 | Return of the Jedi | 3 | — | 280 | 25 | 1567 | 3099 | 397 | 3.1 | 30.2 | 33.3 |
| NLTP S16 | Chapo Cap House | 10 | — | 240 | 29 | 2278 | 1644 | 215 | 16.1 | 1.5 | 17.6 |
| NLTP S17 | Pi-Curious | 10 | — | 200 | 34 | 1706 | 828 | 112 | 18.2 | -8.3 | 9.9 |
| NLTP S18 | A Blockwork Orange | 15 | Missed playoffs | 120 | 10 | 1032 | 382 | 85 | 5.7 | -3.3 | 2.4 |
| NLTP B S17 | Pi-Curious | 11 | — | 100 | 21 | 1038 | 562 | 86 | 10.2 | 1.2 | 11.4 |
| NLTP B S18 | A Blockwork Orange | 6 | Lost Equidistant Eight | 80 | 3 | 436 | 1012 | 112 | -0.7 | 7.5 | 6.9 |
| mLTP S19 | — | — | — | 40 | 6 | 473 | 144 | 30 | 3.4 | -0.6 | 2.8 |
| NLTP B S16 | Chapo Cap House | 10 | — | 40 | 10 | 264 | 411 | 41 | 4.0 | 2.5 | 6.5 |
| mLTP S17 | — | — | — | 10 | 1 | 43 | 67 | 17 | -0.5 | 1.0 | 0.5 |