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| Season | Team | Seed | Playoff Finish | Min | Caps | Hold | Prevent | Returns | OSCAR | DSCAR | TSCAR |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| NLTP S10 | Handoff Gods | 7 | — | 407 | 24 | 2310 | 4419 | 455 | -0.1 | 22.5 | 22.4 |
| NLTP B S25 | The Land Before Timers | 8 | — | 330 | 20 | 2038 | 2984 | 299 | 3.6 | 9.6 | 13.1 |
| NLTP S18 | Manipulation Station | 9 | Missed playoffs | 280 | 31 | 2171 | 963 | 142 | 16.3 | -11.8 | 4.5 |
| NLTP S15 | Manipulation Station | 2 | — | 280 | 42 | 2724 | 569 | 137 | 25.0 | -12.6 | 12.4 |
| NLTP S26 | OD Future | 10 | — | 280 | 26 | 1723 | 860 | 187 | 6.9 | -5.4 | 1.5 |
| NLTP S16 | Pinga Coladas | 3 | — | 280 | 27 | 2173 | 1080 | 186 | 13.0 | -7.2 | 5.8 |
| NLTP S19 | Poost Office | 8 | — | 280 | 23 | 2054 | 1115 | 182 | 9.8 | -7.7 | 2.1 |
| NLTP B S7 | Blockwork Orange | 1 | — | 246 | 9 | 914 | 2878 | 309 | -7.8 | 24.0 | 16.3 |
| NLTP S9 | Jukkake | 1 | — | 240 | 17 | 1571 | 2344 | 194 | 5.5 | 5.9 | 11.4 |
| NLTP S21 | ?? | 3 | — | 240 | 31 | 1977 | 908 | 144 | 15.2 | -4.2 | 11.0 |
| NLTP S12 | Poost Office | 10 | — | 240 | 28 | 1988 | 557 | 98 | 20.1 | -11.5 | 8.6 |
| mLTP S14 | — | — | — | 190 | 18 | 1227 | 402 | 102 | 8.7 | -9.3 | -0.6 |
| mLTP S29 | Look What You Made Re Do (Taylor's Version) | 11 | Lost Play-in | 150 | 19 | 1094 | 400 | 97 | 6.9 | -3.3 | 3.7 |
| NLTP B S9 | Jukkake | 11 | — | 120 | 10 | 1055 | 517 | 103 | 5.0 | 2.7 | 7.7 |
| NLTP B S21 | — | — | — | 90 | 16 | 1040 | 356 | 63 | 10.4 | -1.3 | 9.1 |
| mLTP S11 | — | — | — | 59 | 2 | 170 | 939 | 73 | -2.5 | 4.5 | 2.0 |
| NLTP S25 | — | — | — | 40 | 1 | 168 | 557 | 43 | -1.1 | 2.4 | 1.4 |
| NLTP B S12 | Poost Office | 6 | — | 40 | 3 | 522 | 39 | 23 | 4.1 | -0.6 | 3.5 |
| MLTP S12 | — | — | — | 30 | 3 | 207 | 54 | 9 | 0.6 | -2.8 | -2.2 |
| NLTP S7 | Blockwork Orange | 14 | — | 20 | 0 | 71 | 152 | 13 | -0.9 | 0.3 | -0.7 |
| NLTP B S6 | A Blockwork Orange | 6 | — | 20 | 0 | 59 | 180 | 30 | -0.7 | 2.4 | 1.7 |